Who would have thought that after a dissapointing 1-15 season LAST year, this year my Miami Dolphins are off to playing 500 ball. That may not be significant to you, the Giants, Jets, Bills, or whatever team you support. But to this life long fan, IT GIVES ME HOPE!!! This week Chad Pennington and crew play the Houston Texans. I don’t give predictions, because I am after all a Fish-head and I know that ANYTHING can happen during football, that’s why I love the sport. So if you were waiting for me to go off and scream that Miami was gonna take the Texans, and make them WISH for another hurricane, you are sadly mistaken!!!!! LOL

GO FINS!!!!!!!!

So last night I made an appointment to go visit my friend Nato who owns Nato’s Ink in Menands. First of all, if you’re thinking about getting a tattoo, or want another one (they ARE addicting) definitely make the call to nato, and he and his kick ass staff will give you exactly what you’re looking for!!! here’s his website

http://www.natosink.com/

 And for those who may be wondering, here’s the latest Superhero to make it to my right upper thigh…

HELLBOY!!!!!!!

So it would appear that NOTHING has gone on in my life since Wrestlemania 24 in Orlando. LOL At least according to my blog that is!!!!

But I’m here to change all that, it would appear that election time is almost upon us, and in coordination with our friends in the band Rise Against, we want you to walk away with a piece of Rock and Roll history for making a little history yourself.

Here’s the way it’s gonna play out;

Rise Against is playing the Washington Avenue Armory on Thursday, October 12th.

Get tickets and details on the Concert Connection page on this site. Darwin , Cat, and Myself ALL have free tickets to the show all this week. But once you get to the show, we want you to cast you vote for YOUR favorite candidate for the next President of the United States!!!!!!

John McCain

or

Barack Obama

ONE voter from the winning candidate’s box after the show will win an autographed Gibson Les Paul signed by the members of Rise Against!!!!!!

So listen all week for you chance to win freebies with the Darwin & Cat Morning show, as well as yours truly, and if you already have tickets, show up, “Rock The Vote” and you could win an autographed guitar from Rise Against.

 And I promise to do a better job at upadting this page, but my kids are the only ones who can help me with computer things, and they are teenagers, so if I can’t get them to clean their bedrooms on a daily basis, imagine how hard it will be for me to get  the Bastards to help me with this!!!!! Drive Safe Ya Bastards!!!!     MTE

I know as RAW approaches this Monday night at the Times Union Center, all you rabid WWE fans are DYING to know about my trip to Orlando for the Spectacular that was…. Wrestlmania 24.

But as many of you know, I am not what you would call “speedy” when it comes to uploading, downloading, Mp3 creating, or any of that “high-tech” mumbo jumbo. So what I will be doing is over this weekend, having my KIDS help me with all the pictures from my “Working Vacation”, and believe me, there’s plenty to absorb, including The Enforcer on the back of a live Gator, My trip to Universal Studios, Orlando, The Hall Of Fame Induction ceremony, and the Grandaddy of them all…….. WRESTLEMANIA 24!!!!

Check back daily for more pictures, stories, etc. and makes sure to surf the site to purchase your WWE RAW tickets for Monday, April 7th at The Times Union Center.

See ya There Ya Bassards, “And that’s the bottom line ’cause Mike The Enforcer Said so!!!”

As many of you know, on March 30th, 2008, the extravaganza that IS Wrestlemania returns for the 24th consecutive year. And I will be apart of it live in Orlando, Florida!!!!!!

On Friday, March 28th, I will be just one in hundreds from around the world to attend a Wrestlmania Media Blitz. According to my sources at the WWE, I will be placed in a room with others in the “media” (yeah right, wait ’til they get a load of me)as soon as we are all seated and waiting, The WWE Superstars as well as the celebrities will be entered into this room for anyone, even ME to interview!!!!

Not only could I ask questions of John Cena, HHH, Big Show, but I could also be chatting with the likes of Snoop Dogg who will be a special guest referee for a Diva match, to Floyd Mayweather who will be taking on the Big Show at The Big Stage in Orlando Florida. Also making his return to the squared circle on that night….. If You Smell-ell-ell What he’s Cooking…. The Rock returns as his Dad Rocky Johnson, and his Grandad Peter Maivia are inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame.

Here’s what I want you rabid fans to do…. simply e-mail ME, Mike The Enforcer one question that you would want to ask any WWE Superstar. And if and when that specific Superstar stops by my section of the madness, I will ask YOUR question, and send it back to the station, to be aired at a later date. Again, e-mail your question to miketheenforcer@albanyedge.com

And make sure to tune into ALL of the WWE television programming in the days leading up to Wrestlemania 24;

RAW- Mondays @ 9 pm on the USA Network

ECW - Tuesdays @ 10pm on The Sci-Fi network

Friday - Smackdown @ 8 pm on The CW

Get your questions in quick, I fly outta Albany on the 28th!!! I’ll start the Xanex the night of the 27th!!!! LOL

So as I posted last night, the next PPV on the road to Wrestlemainia 24 will be “No Way Out” on Sunday. Call your local cable guy to get it, because it will prove to be a night night not soon forgotten.

And all this week I will be giving away Randy Orton “Legend Killer” hoodies, as well as a commemorative Raw/Smackdown T-shirt. Everyone that wins qualifies for the chance of getting $500.00 so you can build your OWN steel fence in your backyard!!!! as well as a scaled down version of The Elimination Chamber which will be used twice this Sunday on PPV.

Keep listening in order to survive “The WWE Stunner”, if you do, the prizes will be yours….and that’s the bottom line cause Mike The Enforcer said so!!!!!!!

Ok, so I hooked your WWE lovin A**es up with prize packs for The Royal Rumble, now this Sunday, The WWE brings us… No Way Out!!!!!

This event not only promises Championship matches with the likes of;

Randy Orton, Edge, Rey Mysterio Jr., and John Cena. But it also promises one of the most inhumane steel cage match known as “The Elimination Chamber”, but this year TWO ELimination Chambers will be used.

One for the Raw participants and one for the Smackdown participants.

And all this week, during “The Stunner”  I will be giving away Raw/Smackdown T-shirts, as well as an incredible Randy Orton “The Legend Killer” Hoodies. And every one that wins will be qualified for the grand prize…

$500 to buy yourself a steel fence of your own for the backyard, as well as a scale model of the Elimination Chamber courtesy of my friends at the WWE.

To check out the biggest baddest surroundings for a WWE event, check this site out…….http://www.wwe.com/shows/nowayout/

OK, so last month I gave someone the chance to get to Wrestlemania 24 in Orlando, Florida. Well, that didn’t pan out so well, seeing as how John Cena, NOT one of our featured WWE Superstars, won the Royale Rumble.

This month the WWE presents NO WAY OUT on PPV on February 17th. Call your local cable provider now for details or go to www.wwe.com for details.

And listen all next week for your chance to snag some commemorative WWE gear for the cold winter months.

As if my problems weren’t bad enough just like yours I’m sure, I read this on the World Wide Web of “Misjustice”……

A few weekends ago, 42-year-old Sammy Zabib of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend, Anna, went to Atlantic City.  They were at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa there and, in one of the shops, his wife saw some jeans she liked.

Sammy told her he’d buy her the jeans before they left Atlantic City . . . but he forgot.  And for the rest of the week, she wouldn’t stop talking about THAT.  Sammy says, quote, “She was mad.  We had an argument.  More than one.”

So, to finally shut her up, on Friday, Sammy woke up at 5:00 A.M. and drove three hours BACK to Atlantic City to buy her the jeans.  He even took a picture of the jeans just to make sure he’d get the right ones.(CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THAT WHIP CRACKING NOISE GO AWAY FOR THIS GUY?)

But wait, there’s more……..

  He got to the Borgata before the store selling the jeans had opened.  So, to kill some time, he sat down at a Slingo slot machine and started betting $4-a-spin……… now you know what’s coming next, right??????

Yup, you go it….. he hit the jackpot . . . and WON ALMOST $800,000.  (!!!)  He took his money, bought the jeans, called Anna and, quote, “She wasn’t mad anymore.” Gee, ass clown, I wonder WHY????

Well, we can still dream can’t we???????

So all last week courtesy of the WWE, I qualified you rabid fans for a trip to Orlando Florida, all expenses paid,  for Wrestlemania 24……..IF one of our 3 wrestlers; Snitsky, Hornswaggle, or  Batista were victorious in the Main Event… THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!!!

Well unfortunately, victory was not in the cards for ANY of them. The closest we had was Batista who lasted to within the last 3 competitors in the ring. It came down to HHH, Batista, and JOHN CENA????? WTF????

And it all came down to Cena eliminating HHH for the victory, and the opportunity to face the world champion at Wrestlemania 24 in Orlando in March. Stay tuned as we also hook up the Capital Region’s WWE fans for both of the upcoming PPV events;

No Way Out on February 17th…..

and the Grandaddy of them all…

Wrestlemania 24

Stay tuned for details………… your  friend in Wrasslin’……

The Enforcer